And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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