The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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