just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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