So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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