when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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