Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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