he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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