I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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