His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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