i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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