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  In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?

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• Real-life plot of Die Fledermaus FTL.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 23, 12 at 2:32pm

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• Yes, that you're a terrible human being

  Submitted by parsons41286 on Jun 24, 12 at 2:54pm

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• Doesn't matter. Had sex

  Submitted by Redneckparty on Jun 29, 12 at 3:03am

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• Doesnt count as a hookup then (Aria ThoughtsVent.com)

  Submitted by Aria924 on Jun 23, 12 at 7:20pm

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• Were there piña coladas and rain involved?

  Submitted by courtchronic on Nov 27, 15 at 8:48am

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