sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
my liver is dry heaving
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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