To the girls who are bragging that they get themselves off 3 or 4 times a day, YOUR WEAK!!! 3 or 4 times/session is my average, and thats at least 3 times a day. No O during sex? I'll finish myself off.(and yes 7:39, thats what all your "skanks" are doing in the bathroom after they're done with you. That or crying because they have finally hit rock bottom on your pathetic cock!)
8:35 oh wow sweetie, you need to have a day to discover your body. once you find the right "spot" you'll know you're doing it right. remember it doesn't matter how you do it as long as it feels good.
Another hint is to read erotic stories. Sometimes that's hotter for us girls because you can get into the story and let your imagination run with it. Porn is great and everything but it's not always as hot to just watch a girl take it and moan unconvincingly.
@8:35 Oh honey, just get a little bullet and your world will change. I masturbate more than any guy I know... If you really, really lack sensation just get the one with 7 speeds.
no 4:19 it doesnt.
you are just touching certain areas down there...maybe some girls insert stuff but like it just doesnt get loose.
they arent ripping their vaginas open.
...7:39 has to be right though, I mean, something down there has to be big enough to reach outta that thing and rub on something else.
kinda gross, esp. if you think about this LOGICALLY and not like an attack on women.
if this is a girl then she needs to learn a few things, getting yourself off is one of the best things.
if this is a guy then you suck and you should never talk to women again.
haha ok any chick that thinks they masturbate mroe than guys CLEARLY is not very clued in on the psyche of a guy...but other than that, i think the guy above me talking about 835 is hot....ladies, please continue, this is very hot
porn is super hot to watch and hear while doing it. i especially like girl on girl porn for some reason... and im a girl. get a dildo in your vag and then a little vibrator on your clit and you will definitely cum. also when your having sex, put a dildo in your ass, i know it sounds weird but it totally changes the sensation.
i'm a girl and i have to think about porn to get off when i'm with a guy. and i never get off during sex. it takes forever for a guy to get me off but 5 mins for me to just do it myself. although it feels better when i'm not doing the work
this was def a guy posting because he was pissed that he couldnt do it to the girl as well as she does it to herself. Sometimes sex in the head is better than sex in the bed!!
7:39: actually, when a girl is aroused, her clit swells. therefore, it wouldn't take "roast beef curtains" to massage her clit. her clit pokes out a little. you've never been with a girl, huh?
2:44 i think 2:42 meant watch porn to help with the problem. like if its a girl who cant get herself off, she should watch porn to get her all worked up. as an aid not a guide
with <3 from 2:27
well that's true though, that's how a lot of girls do it!
Honestly I can get myself off every time, but none of the guys I've been with have ever been able to do it. boo,.
7:39 here,
Sounds like a lot of you are a little insecure about your unsightly roast beef dangles issue that I brought up. And 7:57PM, where do you live and how old are you? If you've been between the ages of 16 and 28 in the last 10 years and you live near detroit, there's a good possibility that I've fucked you and one of your friends. Maybe even a family member of yours too. You skanks are extremely easy these days, it's almost impossible to be a virgin past age 12 because of that.
No guy's ever gotten me off, altho definitely got close with one, but then he came and was an ass hole about doing anything else that time :/ But yeah, I can get off in 30 sec's if I'm horny enough, even just by imagining a pornographic scene or something. I guess I just need a guy that either knows what he's doing with his hands, or who will let me be on top because that's where all my senses kick in.
I agree with 11:45. Once you know how to please yourself and know your own body, you'll have waaay better sex because you'll be able to help the guy hit your spots too.
this is hilarious!!! just masturbate peoples...it doesnt even matter!!! im a woman, and personally, if i dont masturbate several times a day i would start killing people...
2:02AM-You're an idiot. It's not a guy.
I'm a guy and I have no problem showing you what to do so you get off. I actually taugh my ex a few things to get herself off. We used to masturbate together. It was REALLY hott!
lol, I'm a girl and I find it funny how annoyed guys get when they go into it thinking they're "awesome" at getting a girl off with hands or what not and then you have to reach down there and like "adjust" and sometimes you just want to take over for them (which one time I did)
Guys just try too hard at it.
11:53 - EXACTLY. Learn to please yourself, and you'll have a much better sex life.
Also, detachable shower heads revolutionized masturbating for me. Every girl I know loves it. If you girls can't get off, try that.
Don't hate just because I don't need a guy to get off. and for the record, a good percentage of the guys i've been with have said i have the best vag ever so pretty sure me being nasty is not the problem here. sounds like some young kids on here who have no clue about sex or women...
I can get off just by rubbing my legs together - takes 2 min or less... any other girls do this?
June 7, 2009 7:15PM
i don't have a detachable showerhead, but i will lay down in the tub with my clit under the faucet and let the water run on me.. same with jacuzzi tubs too and the jet things in swimming pools..
1:51 and 2:40 Your loss I guess. What coulda been. I'll just say that I wouldn't have been texting anybody this the next morning. I would have been you making eggs as you slept soundly.
Whoa. 7:39, wtf? Does a woman masturbating make you feel inadequate, or what? 'Cause really, what's with all the hate?
Also, to the general public: Masturbating, even with a dildo, does NOT make a woman loose. Fucking, even a LOT, does not make a woman loose. The vagina is a muscle. It doesn't get loose from use-- a woman's vagina size depends on how her body is naturally, and whether or not she is turned on.
1:51 back, and to 2:04, thats a dry spell for you, during regular sex with a girl, some dudes i know still beat it like three times a day, cmon i dont htink theresa girl whos more into it than that...actaully i would almsot guarantee it...and 2:17 cmon now, theres no seriousness on your end, very apparent, listen to 11:41, girl knows her shit
1:51 I go twice a day during a dry spell, I don't know how often guys do it but in terms of quantity I think I give it a fair fight.
Btw, shower head ftw
and to 8:35 there's no "can't!" Don't be a quitter!
oh. no worries. i figured. lol. bc with us girls its all about "the mindset". we have to mentally be in it to win it. otherwise. no go. lol
<3 2:27/2:54
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