what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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