My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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