It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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