I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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