She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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