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  • lmao. I saw that at the SF ATT Ball Park. but I think it was $0.98

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:01am
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  • I saw a guy in a wheelchair in San Francisco with a sign that said "need cash for weed." I wonder how much he made...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:23pm
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  • I know the guy that sent this text . He is cool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • Everytime I see a homeless guy with a funny sign I give him cash. If it's not funny, I don't do it. I've seen " Will convert religions for food / money."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15pm
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  • haha I saw a guy holding both those signs in Houston yesterday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • "parents kidnapped by pirates. need money for sword and jaunty pirate hat"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:17pm
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  • CALIFORNIA!! SUPER COOL TO THE HOMELESS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:35pm
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  • that shit is not funny. wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • if you see a homeless guy with a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:13pm
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  • I agree 12:02. If they're living on the streets let them at least decide what they're gonna use the money on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am
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  • Worth the .88 for the creativity if nothing else. Where else could you find that level of amusement for that price?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:47pm
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  • I step over homeless every day on my way to work and I always give them the change I have In my pocket. My friends ask me "arent you afraid they'll spend it on booze" ...I'm hoping they'll spend it on booze. It's not like most of these guys are one hot meal from turning their lives around. For the most of them, times run out. What's wrong with giving them a little Novocain to get them through the night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:02am
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  • Hey, I saw a guy with that sign at Giants stadium in SF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:42pm
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  • I've seen a guy with this same sign in Houston!! Haha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:25pm
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  • i have more respect for him than the fat chicks who stand outside stores trying to get money...it dont look like you starving bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:46pm
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  • Consider buying them food instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:15am
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  • Old joke is old. The other version is "family taken hostage by ninjas, need money for ransom"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:38pm
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  • me again. i just saw the one above mine about buying them food instead. GOD BLESS YOU!!! i like to carry gift certificates with me where ever i go so that i can pass them out to the homeless i see. this way if i do not have food to give them, at least they can go by to a nearby place to feed themselves. after all, lol, mcDonalds are everywhere!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:39am
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  • I've seen "Need $ - Parts for Spaceship"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm
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  • hella robbed from SF. dude had a sign that said 'ninjas kidnapped my family...need money for karate lessons' like 8 years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:13pm
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  • 8:42 Me too! I hella wanted to catch a picture with him but I had no monies for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:13pm
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  • 88 cent double cheeseburger @ whitecastle. he knows what's up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:27pm
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  • In Kelowna, there was a guy who had a variation on the theme: Family abducted by aliens, need money for giant ray gun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:11pm
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  • Seriously, you had to go there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:49pm
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  • wow 8:30pm has some rage issues

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:33pm
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  • It just seems to be that the creative humourists end up homeless whilst wankers who have only fear and disgust when confronted with human misfortune and poverty end up spewing bile on dullarsed websites. Gishtwennypeesowsicanringmebruvverinprisonsinnitdickead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:08am
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  • 8:13 STFU maybe he wants to be a cool homeless guy and not a lame boring one with boring signs and smelly clothes i hope you die PANIC AT THE DISCO AND PRETTY R DA MOST AWESOMEST BANDS EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:30pm
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  • i agree with 9:46 and 9:47. for one, it's NEVER funny to see a homeless person. you never know how thy got there and it COULD be anyone of us someday. seriously. Plus, why can't EVERYONE just have given him the mere $0.88 he asked for? hell, everyone can spare ONE dollar. the guy MAY have been a little loopy- but he certainly was not asking for much. does no one have a heart anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:32am
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  • i saw a homeless guy in san francisco with a sign that said.. "need money for alcohol research"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am
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  • dallas?? he must've gotten more than .88 cents cuz i see him in houston all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:41am
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  • i've seen him before too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • HAHA i saw him the other day... he was singing a song about lots of money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:08am
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  • So it's not for the $.88 deal Taco Bell offers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:11pm
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  • Mexican with sign that says "trying to get back to mexico and I'm only a dollar short" I bet that guy makes millions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:46am
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  • you should of given him 87 cents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:16pm
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  • Saw a guy that was dressed up as santa with a sign that read "sleigh broke down need money for parts". XD gave him 20$

    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 8, 11 at 7:39pm
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  • i wish i had taco bell right now...and a ninja. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:15pm
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  • I seen a guy like that outside of Kinnick Stadium only his family was abducted by ninjas much like 9:19 except this guy didn't specify on whether he was going to use the money for karate or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:43pm
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  • I saw that!!!

    Submitted by shsubearkat on Mar 20, 11 at 5:04pm
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  • Ive seen a dude holding that sign In Baltimore, MD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:40pm
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  • i saw a homeless guy in new york with a sign that said "buy me a beer son" and he kept yelling at people hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35pm
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  • I see that dude all the time.. he's had that sign for years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:10pm
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  • i saw a guy in houston with a sign that said "family abducted by ninjas, need money for karate lessons" and then on the back it said "smile"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:19pm
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  • Hey it could be worse, he could have acne

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:16pm
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  • I saw a guy in New York that had a sign that said, "Need money for booze, at least I'm honest."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:48am
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  • i am assuming 4:39 am is a 14yr old girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:00pm
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  • I saw the same sign in Houston on July 6. Do hobos have a website forum they go to to share sign ideas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:49pm
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  • Hahaha funny shit. And in my area too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 6:50pm
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  • Ha leave it to Texas to say some crazy off the wall stuff like that. Damn that's my area code too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:14am
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  • We don't have Whitecastle here Big D hobos are something else!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:37pm
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  • Wow...

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:33pm
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  • I texted that same thing to one my friends not too long ago before I even knew of this site. P.s. Thanks "Dr. Phil"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:15am
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  • Has anyone seen the guy with the "Paypal account" sign? Funny ass hobo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:01pm
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  • Should have asked him if had change for a 5. If he did, ask him why he would need 88 cents? I can't tell you how many times I've enjoyed crushing those bullshit begging schemes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:35pm
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  • 7:16 LMAO well played :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:27pm
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  • Maybe aliens like taco bell. If I got desperate enough, I'd hold someone hostage for taco bell too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! I WILL JUMP 7 HOMELESS ON A SKATEBOARD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58am
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  • the aliens can keep my family. they're not worth that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:00pm
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