i always forget guys have bellybuttons
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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