I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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