I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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