check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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