just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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