I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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