I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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