as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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