Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
