do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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