is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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