They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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