He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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