What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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