Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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