was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
