I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
40s are totally the cure
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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