i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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