"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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