I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
