thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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