Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My brain says no but my pants say off.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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