turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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