I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
not ubering you a puppy
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
