At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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