I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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