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  • You should hire Axl Rose to hide in your closet and everytime you bring a guy home he can jump out and sing, "Welcome to the jungle, this girl doesn't shave."

    Submitted by Glazed on Oct 19, 10 at 1:58pm
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    • I made an account just so I could say that this is awesome. I now have the song, with your lyrics, stuck in my head.

      Submitted by Zoooooooe on Oct 19, 10 at 10:57pm
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    • Epic.

      Submitted by somethingclever9 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:07am
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      • I might have to write an entire parody of Welcome to the Jungle now. Yes. Yes I definitely do.

        Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 22, 10 at 9:31pm
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  • Any guy who thinks every girl has to shave her snatch bald spends more time watching porn than he does getting laid.

    Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 19, 10 at 2:39pm
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    • agreed...i'm pretty sure a lot of men appreciate the sign of woman-ness...that way they don't feel like they're going down on a 14 year old teenager.

      Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Oct 19, 10 at 4:32pm
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      • disagreed...Picking hair out of your teeth afterward is no fun, regardless how delicious it is or how womanly it appears, if ur not gonna shave at least trim it down

        Submitted by snucklefus on Oct 20, 10 at 4:45pm
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        • indifferent. I like both ends of the spectrum, honestly. I've had both and I don't know if I could choose a favorite.

          Submitted by thisisimportant on Oct 21, 10 at 10:11pm
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  • Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML\n\nWhat an original text!

    Submitted by cacophonics on Oct 19, 10 at 1:48pm
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  • In some cases, deforestation is acceptable.

    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 19, 10 at 6:37pm
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  • and any girl who thinks that shaving her snatch is a complete waste of time obviously does NOT get laid all that often. As a woman, shaving makes me feel that much cleaner!

    Submitted by babe975 on Oct 19, 10 at 4:18pm
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    • Even if I'm NOT getting laid, I still keep mine clean. It's a personal choice..I pity the people who never shave. Gross.

      Submitted by im_sotally_tober on Oct 20, 10 at 1:34am
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  • Rule 99 (all you youngsters listen up): shaved or unshaved, having you twat beard described as a jungle is bad. Jungles are messy. If you're gonna keep hair, maintain it you lazy gorilla... Same for guys.

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 19, 10 at 11:13pm
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  • Proof that most TFLNs are fake\nThis was posted on FML lol

    Submitted by DankAssKeefSlump on Oct 19, 10 at 3:52pm
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  • That's why I wax that shit!!

    Submitted by MoonStar31 on Oct 19, 10 at 2:27pm
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  • For those who say girls who shave remind them of twelve year old girls, does that mean if they shave their armpits they're twelve year old girls? Some people just like to look/feel clean, so saying that is not true.

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Oct 19, 10 at 7:09pm
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  • Hahahahah maybe shave?

    Submitted by veryhiggggghhhh on Oct 19, 10 at 1:51pm
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  • Lol... Shaving makes it prickly and gross. Not to mention all the infected hairs... Waxing makes it weird feeling o.O I sure don't enjoy dragging my face against a bush, or the pube-floss. I like mine soft and trimmed. Easiest/best was to do it.

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Oct 19, 10 at 9:16pm
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  • REPEAT

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 19, 10 at 2:02pm
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  • Nope, we want it shaved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 10 at 5:02pm
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  • Some guys like some hair down there and some don't. If having hair there is their preference then why does it matter? Honestly it's natural. Besides there's nothing gross about neat and trimmed. Guys aren't expected to shave it all off.

    Submitted by jewelzz on Oct 19, 10 at 9:35pm
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  • What did you gain by copying and pasting off FML?

    Submitted by Boz on Oct 19, 10 at 6:44pm
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  • It annoys the crap out of me when people say hair removal makes them feel 'clean'. WASHING makes me feel clean, shaving makes me feel smooth.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Oct 20, 10 at 11:46am
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  • I'm a chick and I say wax that. It's standard in cali shave it or wax just get it done

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 19, 10 at 6:12pm
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  • ...and FUR.

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 23, 10 at 9:15pm
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  • I'd like to give this one the benefit of the doubt and say that it's the same person from the FML. Too bad the OP from the FML is from Canada and this text is from Texas. Do people even try anymore?

    Submitted by quoteXunquote on Oct 20, 10 at 10:17am
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  • Ummm..."Your lion can sleep in MY jungle tonight!"\n...I tried.

    Submitted by opalquean on Oct 20, 10 at 3:58am
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  • Too far

    Submitted by sepreme_man on Oct 20, 10 at 6:46am
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  • @glazed-I haven't stopped singin that shit since I read it. And delicious...yes. Fur is an absolute no no

    Submitted by gutteralslam on Oct 19, 10 at 8:00pm
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  • to whoever said shaving makes it prickly and gross and infected hairs, um your obviously doin something wrong down there.

    Submitted by sydneyyyy on Oct 20, 10 at 10:57pm
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  • maybe it was the same person on here AND fml...just sayin its possible. no need to start the 'fuck you its fake kill yourself' posts yet

    Submitted by rooster92 on Oct 20, 10 at 3:51am
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  • Hey this was on FML wth?

    Submitted by friday170 on Oct 21, 10 at 2:21am
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  • Good man. And props to the girl for staying real

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:02pm
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  • GROSS

    Submitted by enoxxx on Oct 19, 10 at 4:33pm
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  • If you don't wax it then no self respecting man will wax that ass

    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 19, 10 at 6:59pm
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  • Manscape!!!

    Submitted by nurseB on Oct 20, 10 at 1:52pm
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  • stole this from fml

    Submitted by ssdd123 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:30am
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  • I lol'd hard, really hard... It hurts

    Submitted by Genius_Prototype on Oct 30, 10 at 9:31pm
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  • won't go down if the grass ain't cut.

    Submitted by paigeyk on Jul 11, 11 at 2:13pm
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  • That's gross

    Submitted by imdown on Oct 19, 10 at 6:10pm
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  • This was on FML....

    Submitted by caitiee on Oct 20, 10 at 1:27am
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  • There are still chicks out there that don't wax?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 10 at 5:41pm
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