we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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