I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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