you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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