whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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