Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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