I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
