New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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