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(+44): View more from England

Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.

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why is half of my head shaved?

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