it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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